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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.
Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"
And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.
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In case you haven鈥檛 seen yet, PUT YOUR EYES ON LOS ANGELES
Trump is sending the National Guard to back up ICE down there. If history is anything to go by, things are about to get VERY bad. Don鈥檛 let the Trump-Musk breakup distract you from the people who are probably about to get hurt, arrested, or worse.
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Someone who openly celebrated sexual abuse of children has been arrested for sexual abuse of children.
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it must feel good as hell when you鈥檙e a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.
It's not that kind of library.
In other words...
You are being lied to
again
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isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist
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