ss-shitstorm
ss-shitstorm
Fuck you, Universe.
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A drunk, hallucinating, reality-challenged loser that came here for robot porn and started writing it when they couldn't find what they wanted. Ko-fi Ao3 All donations go towards native plant restoration and harm reduction in my area.
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ss-shitstorm · 11 hours ago
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What are your thoughts on uhhhh
chiken nunget
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ss-shitstorm · 11 hours ago
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what song did you have in mind when that soundwave smut? b
Thank you SO MUCH for asking holy SHIT I just got plunged head fucking first into a BEAUTIFUL flaashback.
soooo there were technically a fuckton of songs blended together bc I was watching the artist who made them live at a set when The Incident went down, but the ones that I remember the most clearly were This :
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and bc of the vocals, ESPECIALLY THIS :
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ss-shitstorm · 11 hours ago
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HELLO TO THE ONLY READER-INSERT W AN APPEARANCE+BACKSTORY I FIND SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE I STARTED PROJECTING ONTO THE CANON LOVE INTEREST INSTEAD
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I cannot stop squealing over this fic: it’s one of the best written fics I have ever read and it brings me so much joy to revisit.
If you haven’t read Asharion’s @delicateartisantrash works on Ao3, go stalk her page because she has some absolutely amazing pieces.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57356611/chapters/145909303
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ss-shitstorm · 11 hours ago
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ss-shitstorm · 11 hours ago
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in fact, now i'm curious enough after all these asks that i'm gonna make a tagbait post: transformers fandom, please tell me what you think the rarest rarepair that you earnestly ship is. i'm talking 'this has no fanart no matter how deep into twitter and pixiv you dive' stuff. the ones you made up at 3am when you couldn't sleep and now they are real To You.
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ss-shitstorm · 1 day ago
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I love gay people, wish they were real
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ss-shitstorm · 1 day ago
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If you knew how much I love him, you'd cry
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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TFP Starscream sucks dick with dominance and precision
Megatron acts like he's trying to suck your soul through your dick
Dreadwing has no idea what he's doing - but at least he knows where to start
It already takes him an embarrassing amount of time to find the clit
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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every day of my life i'm grateful that the same people who assign strict top/bottom and/or dom/sub dynamics to characters haven't gotten their hands on sadomasochism, at least within my purview, because Can you fucking imagine
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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should not put a falcon in a narrow bird cage…
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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ngl I really enjoy how the series that Has Yet To Confirm Their Aliens Fuck has somehow become one of the breeding kink kings among fandoms.
I was on the tfwiki and looked up how transformers talk about interfacing all bc knockout mentioned it in Prime so I read the whole thing and this last paragraph killed me lmaooo
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I know they kinda had to put a disclaimer but like the psychological trauma?? Lmaooo caught me off guard
AND AS THEY SHOULD!!!! this fuckin fandom is a cognitohazard to anyone who joins it and i mean that lovingly.
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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mutuals this is us
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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my transformers comic 2
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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wow i forgot abt tumblr
another commission
if you're interested, i still have slots!
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ss-shitstorm · 2 days ago
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Man I haven't done animation in a while
So have this uhh eepy truck 👍
[Better quality + longer version ig]
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