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what song did you have in mind when that soundwave smut? b
Thank you SO MUCH for asking holy SHIT I just got plunged head fucking first into a BEAUTIFUL flaashback.
soooo there were technically a fuckton of songs blended together bc I was watching the artist who made them live at a set when The Incident went down, but the ones that I remember the most clearly were This :
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and bc of the vocals, ESPECIALLY THIS :
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#Bread#Soundwave#LSDream#thanks for letting me fuck an alien at ur show homie that was Something Else#sometimes life takes fucking everything from you#and sometimes you get all of you senses dumped into a blender and set on spin#So the Sapient Manifestation of the Perception of Sound Themselves can blow your fucking back out
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HELLO TO THE ONLY READER-INSERT W AN APPEARANCE+BACKSTORY I FIND SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE I STARTED PROJECTING ONTO THE CANON LOVE INTEREST INSTEAD
I cannot stop squealing over this fic: it’s one of the best written fics I have ever read and it brings me so much joy to revisit.
If you haven’t read Asharion’s @delicateartisantrash works on Ao3, go stalk her page because she has some absolutely amazing pieces.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57356611/chapters/145909303
#am looking respectfully#I am LOOKING to wear Soundwave like a strap on for an hour and get sucked good thru my jorts#just lay back#close my eyes#and pretend I'm Jellydad so I can t o u c h the glowbug
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in fact, now i'm curious enough after all these asks that i'm gonna make a tagbait post: transformers fandom, please tell me what you think the rarest rarepair that you earnestly ship is. i'm talking 'this has no fanart no matter how deep into twitter and pixiv you dive' stuff. the ones you made up at 3am when you couldn't sleep and now they are real To You.
#since they technically exist within the same multiverse-#-Pinkie Pie and TFP Ultra Magnus#this is less 'opposites attract' and more “Local mech so scared of fun he accidentally fetishized it”#And Pinkie Pie is the sapient manifestation of fun#IDK if it would just result in a few hookups until they got it out of their system or have enough substance to become a long term thing#but I can see it working
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TFP Starscream sucks dick with dominance and precision
Megatron acts like he's trying to suck your soul through your dick
Dreadwing has no idea what he's doing - but at least he knows where to start
It already takes him an embarrassing amount of time to find the clit
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every day of my life i'm grateful that the same people who assign strict top/bottom and/or dom/sub dynamics to characters haven't gotten their hands on sadomasochism, at least within my purview, because Can you fucking imagine
#no shade to anyone that digs the stated dynamic#but this is why my Screamers are largely doms or dom leaning switches#I have a have time imagining someone that gets his ass beat so much wouldn't want to subvert that in the bedroom#plus like...beeg angry man being beeg and angry in bed?#good the way mashed potatoes are good.#tasty#and predictable#you gotta leave the skins on or dump wasabi in or use sweet potates every once in a while dawg#LET THE TWINKS LAY THE PAIN
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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
#this this this this but also#where my “browser crashes when I try to tag more than 3 ppl in return” gang at?
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should not put a falcon in a narrow bird cage…
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ngl I really enjoy how the series that Has Yet To Confirm Their Aliens Fuck has somehow become one of the breeding kink kings among fandoms.
I was on the tfwiki and looked up how transformers talk about interfacing all bc knockout mentioned it in Prime so I read the whole thing and this last paragraph killed me lmaooo
I know they kinda had to put a disclaimer but like the psychological trauma?? Lmaooo caught me off guard
AND AS THEY SHOULD!!!! this fuckin fandom is a cognitohazard to anyone who joins it and i mean that lovingly.
#if you're not into reproduction of some sort#you should probably run for the hills#nobody gets out alive w/o getting pregnant or getting Starscream pregnant
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mutuals this is us
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wow i forgot abt tumblr
another commission
if you're interested, i still have slots!
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Man I haven't done animation in a while
So have this uhh eepy truck 👍
[Better quality + longer version ig]
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