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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”
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Okay, like, I know I ramble But when shootin' my words, I go Rambo Took blood, sweat, and tears, to look natural (Uh) That's how it's done, done, done
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dr. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans
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happy pride month!! trans women are women and if u don't agree you're WEIRD!!!! this is a print :3
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kind of following Sonic's birthday, none of these boys are normal lol
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"i fed chatgpt identification notes to see how it would handle--" well i fed the wise gnarled oak that protects my village a sample of your blood to see how sie would handle you, and sie told me that the nitrogen of your corpse is unworthy of fertilizing hir sandy soil and showed me a vision of the grass withering and dying in your footsteps
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idk if this is just the Autism Logic speaking, but all those ""cognitohazard"" thought experiments are just so dumb to me. like yeah, what IF there's an evil supercomputer in the future that'll torture you if you don't help build it. sick, dude. i can make things up too, what if there was a mole man living under your house and he burrowed up through your floor and ate you. ooga booga. spiral into insanity now please
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I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc
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no animal image has seriously made me physically weep like this one has
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