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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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I need to know what these things are

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Putting 奥润橘/Aorunju (transliteration of "orange") to sleep

English added by me :)

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serious question, what IS pey wet mate and why is everyone talking about it now?

pey wet is a condiment (?) used in one specific english town (Wigan, Greater Manchester) and apparently nowhere else. it's uh, just pea water. like the pea-ish residue you can strain out of a serving of peas.

there's a viral video from about five years ago where a guy goes to a chippie in wigan and gets a few really cheap extremely british sounding foods including a "smack barm pey wet", which is a potato sandwich with pea residue on it. I have no idea why it's popular again now but it is a fun video so I'm not complaining

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the woke mind virus keeps making my wife say "weh"

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you are unable to defend against dolby's attack

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

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having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon