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“When I first met her, she didn’t watch any sports. Now she’s saying the favorite part of her weekend is watching the Ravens game with him after CrossFit? Huh. At least he didn’t have to change a single thing for her.” At press time, the former militant vegan was reportedly opening her mouth wide so her new husband could feed her a piece of buttercream-frosted cake.
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Frövettern. Värmland, Sweden (January 22, 2023).
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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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Myst (PS1)
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UFOs, aliens, and things that go gzpxllztt in the night: this vintage UFO gallery is worth an encounter. (For the meaning of “gzpxllztt,” see the dictionary of all-consonant words.)
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really didn't realize how much shit i had til i had to put it all in boxes. almost filled my car with bags of clothes and boxes of books and whatnot to donate and i still have so much left.
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