ssjgoku1994

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they should invent a machine for when you want your whole body, bones and all, to be crushed into a paste so smooth someone could squeeze it out of a tube and brush their teeth with it

i feel some people may enjoy these

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i want to be reborn as a baguette. i want to toasted hot and crisp. i want to be sliced into thin discs. and i want my crunchy crust to shatter and crumble all over the damm counter.

ever time i got to trader joes i am SICK with envy

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i wanna be thinly sliced into little disks like a green onion

Ribbon Eel (Rhinomuraena quaesita), male, family Muraenidae, order Angulliformes, Bali, Indonesia

photograph by Ronen Avigdor

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WOULD

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i wish someone would set my hair on fire and my whole body would slowly melt into a puddle like candle wax

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Some of your posts are so hot

👉👈🥺

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i wish i could fly so i could get sucked into a jet engine like a goose

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i want to be reincarnated for my next 100 lifetimes as an invasive plant species so everyone will rip and tear and kill and maim me on sight

[ssjgoku1994]

holy shit i need to be squeezed and crushed into juice and pulp like a florida orange

thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

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call me a tomato the way i wish someone would score my body with a knife and plunge it into boiling water for a few minutes so the skin peels off in nice large pieces

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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ooh i wanna be the chunky red goop that oozes out of your pizza rolls. i want to be the thin and crispy wrapper too

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i go to furniture stores and ask them which shelves and bookcases are the heaviest, which ones will crush me into paste when they fall over. and the salesmen go "our shelves are very safe. theyre very sturdy they wont fall. you can bolt them to the wall or floor if youre really concerned." thats not want i asked thats not what i want to hear. they dont understand no one understands.

and if the south park bus crashes into us

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jam the immersion blender into my chest cavity and put it on high speed

computer is dirty i have to give it a bath

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i wish it would rain liquid nitrogen so my whole body would freeze into ice and then someone could come woth a sledgehammer and my flesh would splinter and shatter like glass

hug me! nyanko by yell (x)

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i wanna be crushed and churned into a creamy paste you could spread on a bagel

I am ordering paradise friendly version of this skin and am now deciding on how many copy blueprint to buy, is anyone else interested in a copy?

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all i want for Christmas is to be trampled by all eight reindeer

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ever since i was a little child i knew i wanted to be passed through and industrial size cheese shredder

This is THE look of all time