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“I met my soul mate when I was fifteen years old. We went out for ice cream. After my dad started teasing me about my first date, the way dads do, and I told him; ‘Dad, it’s no big deal. I’m gonna be going out with a lot of different girls on a lot of different dates.’ And that is the first time that I ever lied to my father. I met my soul mate when I was fifteen years old and I’ve loved her every minute, every day since I first bought her that mint chocolate chip cone. I have loved her through the birth of our three perfect children. I have loved her, even when I’ve hated her. You married couples will understand that one. And I don’t know if it’s gonna work out, I don’t know what’s gonna happen. I’m sorry, Robbie. I can’t give you that. But I can promise you this, I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one, you never give up.”
— Cal Weaver (Crazy, Stupid, Love)
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it
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Тигренок на подсолнухе | The Little Tiger on the Sunflower (1981) dir. Leonid Nosyrev
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‘A spotted flycatcher pair nesting in the palm of a statue’ (by Zsolt Semperger, original post here)
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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