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SSO social media girl number 2: *holding camera to a door* and in here is our writers team!

Through the small window on the door you can see one lone man, his face dimly lit up by five dull monitors, screens all taken up by different SSO character chatbots. As he types prompts from the recent quests trying to get responses that align with the characters, wondering why they’re behaving like tropes of themselves rather than the original characters that his fired coworkers once wrote, he swears at AI-lex because she has once again confused Elizabeth with her actual mother and fully doesn’t remember that James is her brother.

SSO social media girl number 2: looks like such a tough job, I could never!

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Bless up to the person who called this out on Reddit. Star stable is once again working with AI, this time in their music.

I could accept the shitty, hastily put together excuse that the Spotify banner was a mistake. Firing real artists is not a mistake. Signing a contract with a company that says this about AI is not a mistake.

Boldly and proudly watching on as someone declares that your values, and we as your audience, align with ai slop, is not a mistake. Having wanted to do this SINCE 2023 when you first heard of dj dex proves that the AI art wasn’t really a fucking mistake either.

I’m going to shoot your servers

I will point out, nowhere have I personally read that all of the music is generated in an AI program. The only references I’ve seen to AI is in the programming and her voice, which allows her to be used as a chatbot. However seeing as she sings in the Stay song used in the Fort Pinta disco, there are at absolute best pieces of AI generated bullshit in the actual songs used by SSO.

The Reddit post

The article

The AI quote

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i miss fashion week

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I was looking for powers info on the starstable wiki for the fanfic and

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so i've been thinking about how all those magic horses and crazy races look for normal jorwegians

like imagine going to this one cute stable for the summer and oh yeah, there's fish horse btw

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i know it isnt true. but the idea still exists in my head and it's so funny i might just make it my real life headcanon that there was no big, unfixable problem with cloud kingdom, sse are just desperate to squeeze the dark riders into seasonal events, and having katja steal the colors from the rainbow and ruin the pride celebration did and always would have read as "wow katja's,,, really fucking homophobic" jfdsakfldaj

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I’m definitely squinting suspiciously at this:

Literally fading out pride 🤨

What are everyone's thoughts on the new "Proud" collection?? I'm assuming it's meant to pair up with the rest of the collections from previous years, and given that these collections were meant to go hand-in-hand with Pride Month... Idk, I feel a little offput by how plain it is? I had to really squint to see that there was more than black and white going on with the set's design.

I really just want to know if I'm being too harsh and maybe even a little too put-off by it all, given the political climate of... well, everything.

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Say pride parade SSE. Cowards.

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it has, to my knowledge, been a year or two since sse specifically mentioned pride in their news update. what's the thoughts this year, gang, are they keeping the queers in the wardrobe this year too?

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Oh my god I missed that! They vetoed Jay’s gender???

Can’t have the Cloud Kingdom, can’t have nonbinary villains, can’t have shit in sso 😭

i love seeing people whine about “jessica’s” redesign, like that is literally the same person just with a less forgettable outfit..

“but why did they change “her” skin color?????” because times change and we don’t need 3 straight white girl villains

(i’m also a non binary jay truther but can’t argue because sse got cold feet and left them as jessica)

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I’m only missing the Winter Riders! Almost all of these are from my childhood and I’ll cherish them forever.

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sure this could be a study on Kladrubers and Tiger horses or it could be Hannibal and Will fanart... who knows really

explanations for the breeds used under the cut

Hannibal a Kladruber - one of the oldest breeds in the world and exceptionally rare used for carriage pulling for the court of the House of Habsburg (in other words a very fancy breed) and much like Hannibal theres something about their faces that seem off and striking they have an air of wisdom and calculation to their appearance

Will a Tiger horse - Will often expresses feelings of isolation and alienation he doesnt feel human and no matter how hard he tries to fit in people always tell theres something odd about him and what better breed to use than one named after an entirely different species as well as a breed that can preform an additional gait almost as if to say "yeah thats a horse but it moves funny" some people like it and harness that gait for personal use (ahem Jack Crawford) but at the end of the day Will the Tiger horse simply wants to be a loyal companion

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more interesting horse coats with explanations starting from top left to bottom right

1) dappled sooty chestnut

2) varnish roan leg markings

3) bend-or spotting

4) extensive grullo markings

5) bider shoulder markings

6) silver dapple

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Honestly, if you think paladins are insufferable, wait until you meet their horses.

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You're a story that I hoped I'd never have to tell

You're a lesson that I wish I'd never learned so well

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Oof no cloud kingdom huh?

Not super pleased.

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This make more sense as a road to a vilage/fort with a lot of activities and turism but its still bit disappointing.

Im going to miss the old death trap.