lesbian masculinity is literally one of the hottest and most attractive things in the world sorry.
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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thinking… about… um
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want
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If you want to make your day a little more surreal, you could do worse than read up on the Pre-Raphaelites and their obsession with wombats.
Here's a small sample of the madness.
"The wombat is a joy, a triumph, a delight, a madness." - Dante Gabriel Rosetti
"One like a wombat prowled obtuse and furry" - Christina Rosetti
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good lord this thing is useless
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I'm normal about girls. I can be trusted around girls
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need to be someone's deranged obsessed guard dog. need to be your weapon. need need need need you. growling when people get too close to you. licking and biting at your shoulder. kneeling before you. head on your lap. sharp teeth and thick claws, wagging tail. goodboy good boy good boy
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Trying to treat myself and experience new things and somehow "taro Milch Tee mit tapioka gross eis und Zucker normal" come out
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