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understanding gender dynamics and transmisogyny is actually a lot easier once you get really horny about forcefem
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getting naked to eat powdered donuts bc the powder gets everywhere and gets stuck in my clothes
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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
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actually, studies recently found that the relationship between snoozing and losing is correlation, not causation. please stop spreading misinformation
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trying to get my mouse bites prescription filled but it needs prior authorization and my insurance wants me to stay on medicine drug instead UGH
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Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps
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u have to give it a little goodbye kiss before it softens all the way. arguably more important than anything that comes before
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if ur ever recounting a piece of folklore or mythology u dont remember that well, you should never look it up to make sure ur getting it right. u have to misremember the details and go with it, thats how u honor the medium
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hey guys! its your favorite lovable gunslinging fruit dude, peely! where we dropping, boys?
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Peely the meteor is coming straight for Dusty Depot we have to get to the bunker!!!!!
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hey guys! its your favorite lovable gunslinging fruit dude, peely! where we dropping, boys?
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greetings! [releases a variety of caltrops into your askbox]
wtf come on now im gonna take 5 damage every time i open it ://
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i support rage and being mean but i dont think it should happen to me because im nice and cute
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