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Tiny ponytails will save the world

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y'all do NOT let shay listen to good luck babe bc he'd constantly talk back to chappell roan about making his own luck 😭

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i am trying my best to be nice . . . sigh

i could rant so much about rogue.

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I don't understand why some people say that Assassin's Creed Rogue is the worst game in the series. Sure, the only other ones I've tried are the first two, but Assassin's Creed Rogue is the only one that's managed to draw me into the story and protagonist super well.

Like, Shay is such a compelling character with a strong moral compass that leads him to be more than willing to turn his backs on people he thinks are doing bad things. Altaïr had a similar thing, but for whatever reason, it just works better with Shay for me.

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Happy 293rd Birthday to the most underrated main character in the Ass Creed franchise.

They could never make me hate you, Shay.

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THIS THANK YOU

so many people are just like "oh shay is Templar?? Templar bad. Shay bad." And it's SO ANNOYING.

The ones complaining about Shay not talking clearly and that the Colonial Brotherhood failed because of bad writing, they forgot:

-Shay had unwittingly caused the death of millions of people due to him touching the Isu artifact under the cathedral and had only himself ruminating on his thoughts. So of course he isn't going to be calm after what he went through.

-The Assassins, just like the Templars, they are still people, with flaws and all. The Colonial Brotherhood lost it's way, with Achilles being a self-righteous fanatic (in fact, years later, Achilles openly admitted to Connor that he failed the Brotherhood and allowed the Templars to gain a foothold), Liam being blinded by dogma, Hope using her power to let her gangs abuse the people she is supposed to help (ex. An Assassin gang harassing the Finnegans just because their son was a Templar, even though they didn't have anything to do with the feud) and building sleep gas in New York with no regard for the collateral damage (sleep gas in high doses can be extremely lethal), Chevalier being arrogant beyond comprehension and being extremistically loyal under the excuse of "how we are going to ensure the freedom of the human race" (which even Altair noted the ironies of the Creed, something Chevalier forgot.) and unfortunately Adéwalé also lost his way too, by working with the French (even though the French were dabbling in slavery, something he fought against in Saint-Domingue years prior).

-Supporting the Colonial Brotherhood is like supporting the Templars during the Borgia era.

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NOOOO I DIDNT WANNA CRY TODAY GODDAMMIT

‘I always knew our brother got mother’s soul. She is exactly like him.’

‘Si, little brother. Mother always valued art and Leonardo’s works. They both are gentle souls. I’m sure mother would like to hear Petruccio found such a great master.’

‘You are right, Federico. He is one of a kind. Leo is specific, but he has open mind and ideas in which you would never believe.’ _ Anonymous said: Could you draw older Ezio and Federico as assassins and Petrucio learning with Leonardo (like they never died ;-;)

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3/3

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@gothtoast

"And there's nothing you can do!" ⛧ Ghost - Rats for WORLD RAT DAY 04/04/2024

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felt this made this

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Started as a tag but I had to do the whole Batch XD

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UZUI! 🧡

鬼滅の刃 HASHIRA TRAINING ARC: Ep. 03 - Fully Recovered Tanjiro, Joins the Hashira Training!!

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With it being a straight bar I'm not surprised😭

Wednesday's horrible horrible rejecting eyebrow piercing