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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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*parent who spent 18 years trying to reassure themselves that you were normal* i just didn't see any signs

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happy mpreg monday everybody

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Production of Hamlet where during the play scene Hamlet sets up a projector and puts on the Lion King

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please witness its power

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PSA TO ALL READERS while wandering around a mall today I was ensnared by a powerful force that bade me enter a place called Barnes & Noble. in a daze I wandered the displays and was compelled to even pick up several books that this force attempted to foist upon me at great personal cost to myself. it was only through great strength of will that I was able to fight off this befouling force by withdrawing my cellular device from my pocket and logging into my library account to place requests for the same books at no cost that i was able to escape without grievous harm. truly it's crazy out there, stay safe and remember that libraries are always there to provide aid as you fight against such forces of darkness

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LOOK at this frog raft I saw in a fountain today

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Men will date a convicted embezzler and say "all women are gold diggers"

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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle

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So I made a mini comic based off this post by @meanwhile-at-crowleys-flat.

Please don’t kill me.

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He’s been workin on this for a while..

Thank u to @goodomensbutwrong for the idea :))

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ok so has anyone done this yet or

(original comic is by Kate Beaton)