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So much respect for which ever mad bastard at dreamworks said fuck it let's actually make a good Puss in Boots movie and not just another pitiful cash grab this kitty deserves better so true
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Reading an article about Jewish and Muslim settlement in Sweden, and this is honestly too funny
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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it
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To be completely fair, the actual reason that many jurisdictions have laws against shooting Bigfoot is that:
a. Trigger-happy dumbfucks will in fact try to get out of a felony manslaughter charge by claiming that they thought they were shooting at Bigfoot; and
b. Arguing that you were acting under a mistaken but genuinely held belief regarding the situation in front of you is a legitimate defence against most criminal charges, including murder and manslaughter, provided that the belief in question was reasonable at the time.
Basically, the purpose of making it illegal to shoot Bigfoot is to avoid having to litigate whether the “reasonable belief” standard encompasses believing that you saw Bigfoot.
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you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
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i honestly think best part of tumblr is making a personal post and it getting zero notes. that’s like hundreds of people side eyeing you like ok i’m not touching that
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The New York Post is really swinging a bat at a hornet nest by posting this to Twitter
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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
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i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
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But I actually can’t stop laughing at this awful graphic
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