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Taylor Swift is literally Elon Musk for liberal women

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fabulous creature?

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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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I don't even go here but it's really insane watching the latest bully fandom drama play out. Its amazing how Almost everyone involved sucks so hard.

Why is the bully fandom full of gay Hitler youth? Better question, did the gay Hitler youth people that were getting all twisted up about the Scene Girl Traumacore Nazi poster even mad about the blatant sexualization of a fictional black teenage girl, or were they just mad that said character is black?

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Do not the horses

Never the horses

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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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Take pride in who you are.

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it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great