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@stagsdaughter​ called for the prince

         For all they had spoke of it, for all the PLANNING, the maps and the armies and the meetings, the prophecy... it seemed unreal. It seemed FALSE, somehow, this return H O M E, if that’s what Westeros was. To Daenerys, he knew, this was everything. To him, it was just another strange chapter in a book someone else had written for him.

       To Lana, he was unsure. She had been quiet, more so than usual. He stood at the door to her chambers, mostly  b a r e, even before she started packing, for all the time she spent in his rooms instead.     “ Are you READY? The boats leave in an hour. ”

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    like this for a starter ??     let me get back into the swing of things !!

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“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

        Normally, such a gesture would have been WELCOME, but the moon was still high in the sky and even in the pleasant Spring, the air was chilled with night. Not his favourite way to wake.     “ Lyra, it’s the middle of the night. ”

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A very descriptive way of telling your enemy you’re fucked. 

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better ways to meet

tired of bumping into each other in the coffee shop? try these:

muse a tries to stand up for muse b in a bar but unfortunately cannot fight for shit. 

muse a is having plumbing troubles in their new house and muse b says they can fix it: except they can’t, they just wanted to spend more time with the cute neighbor. (bonus if muse a has to spend the night at muse b’s place because of it)

muse a works somewhere that’s open late and muse b comes in to take shelter from the storm. 

muse a is assigned to be muse b’s partner in an undercover assignment. 

muse a needs money and signs up to be in muse b’s clinical trials. (bonus if some kind of accident gives muse a superpowers and unwittingly makes muse b their accomplice in their goals)

muse b is a siren and muse a is one of the few people immune to their song, so after drowning the rest of the crew the two are stuck together. 

muse b accidentally creates muse a, the world’s very first AI. (Can work with or without a body for muse a, or muse b can struggle to build a body for muse a)

muse a and muse b as Olympic athletes forced to do PR together, photo shoots, interviews, cheese montages. 

muse b is an anent for a time travel protection agency and has been assigned to protect muse a after they have been targeted by another time traveler. 

muse b is in love with muse a, but muse doesn’t love them back. At some point the two have a one night stand and makes matters more complex (via rachel). 

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prodituum:

          Hands, which were previously working on hiding her blond locks underneath a scarf  (  a lot easier than braiding it into those southern knots all the damn time )  were lowered upon his arrival,  &  red lips were twisting into a smirk.    ❛  People skills, hu ??  Does that refer to my ability to openly LIE at their face without as much as batting an eye? Because if so, you need to tell me what my prince is expecting from me today. Not that I mind leaving for a while  —–  ❜   

       He resisted the urge to ROLL HIS EYES and instead, resumed piling her things into her trunk,    “ I’m being sent on a diplomatic mission to the IRON ISLANDS by my mother —– ”     Daenerys was seemingly set on ruining his month, one MISSION at a time.      “ They are making demands for military support, they want us to lend them labourers to REBUILD what was lost during the war, along with transporting building materials. Completely unfounded, obviously, but I’m the one who has to tell them that. ”

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To mod: *roll eyes* Get some perspective.

        uh what

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“ Sir, there be many rumours on this head:               For there be those who hate him in their hearts,               Call him baseborn, and since his ways are sweet,               And theirs are bestial, hold him less than man:               And there be those who deem him more than man,               And dream he dropt from heaven !! ”                                                        ( interpreted by Jay )

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       In the process of making my Merlin mutlimuse and one thing has become undeniably clear to me..... modern!Arthur is 100% a topless mirror selfie person

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   i’ve rewatched nearly all of merlin in less than a week and i’m so ready to make a gwaine or a morgana or an arthur or a leon or a human!kilgharrah or a gwen... or a mutlimuse

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memesfrommenace:

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

Fluff Starters

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no offense but rule 63 and genderswap characters are inherently transphobic and ya’ll can seriously catch these fists if you bring them near me

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There have always been Targaryens who dreamed of things to come, since long before the Conquest.

house targaryen + dragon dreams 

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You’re not going to serve. You���re going to die.

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aherosarchive:

“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

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What’s 28 years when you have eternal love?