(( NSFW Chocolate's fantroll RP blog hurr. Beautiful drawing of Yessir by Kansexual)) // ♠ // ♣ // ♥ //♦ // Your name is YESSIR OLJOHE and you are normal, perfectly fine by comparison to anyone else around you. Your hobbies include WRITING ABOUT THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT like WORLD RECORDS and BINARY. Your habits are obvious symptoms of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER, for example, making sure your food is separated when it's on the plate and having a distinct dislike of people touching you. You enjoy ROUTINE and are certainly NOT A PEOPLE PERSON. You are a teal-blood, but you don't really care. Hemophobia is an old-fashioned fixation. Your chumhandle is standardizedPractise, and your quirk is that you don't have one because you're a normal person who doesn't type like a retard. Your strife specibus is anythingkind because you will just use whatever you have available, like a normal person who doesn't carry around weapons.
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lovestruckantivenom started following you
What.
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... Ah. Yes. I forgot. You're one of Arpege's friends, so by default you must be a complete moron.
Y3SS1R 1S ON3 H3LL OF 4 N4M3 TO SCR34M DUR1NG S3X
1 M4Y B3 4 STR4NG3R TO YOU, DUD3
BUT 1 KNOW QU1T3 4 B1T 4BOUT YOU
QU1T3 4 B1T
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To be fair, can I not be exasperated with the jokes involving my name already?
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No, you moron, I dislike all creatures with equal measure. I would've thought I'd have made that clear by now.
ye55ir what it i5 with you and teablood5
why do you never get on with people with the 5ame blood a5 you?????
i5 that why you moved into the mauveblood di5trict of the county with all the 5nob5????? to fit in better?????
are you a goddamn mauveblood at heart?????
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Tell your, 'friend', that my name is, 'Yes-seer', not 'Yes-sur'.
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Yawn. Sounds rather cliché.
… A misogy… I’m sorry, perhaps it’s the medication but some words seem unclear to me as of this moment in time… So in short, you were created by some form of… whatever a, ‘teenager’ is, and it named you?
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... I'm in no mood to have some petulant female tell me nonsensical drivel pertaining to what she thinks she knows about me.
Care to elaborate, so I may dispel this illusion of misinformation?
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... A misogy... I'm sorry, perhaps it's the medication but some words seem unclear to me as of this moment in time... So in short, you were created by some form of... whatever a, 'teenager' is, and it named you?
standardizedpractice started following you
Hello!
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... Who...?
standardizedpractice started following you
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What an absurd name.
standardizedpractice started following you
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... Are strangers honestly commenting on my existence now.
Really.
Truthfully.
Y3SS1R 1S ON3 H3LL OF 4 N4M3 TO SCR34M DUR1NG S3X
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And you are supposed to be...?
standardizedpractice started following you
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Are you acting as some elaborate form of a police informant, or are you just mentally ill as of now?
My ears are burning.
#If you're experiencing a breakdown#then I suggest something very useful in today's world of medicine.#It's called fucking off to bed and crying it out.
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My ears are burning.
Ass talk on my dash.
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Arpege, you...
... Were you that... were you that unable to contact me? Really...?
Ripped… ripped off? Your eye? What? How did…
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Ripped... ripped off? Your eye? What? How did...
“The good old days”…
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