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dogwife

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cleaning up your own living space: sucks ass

cleaning up a friend or romantic partner's living space: deeply satisfying and even a little entertaining

scientists can't explain this

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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

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Smaugust 2024 by Critbit

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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☁︎ Quetzalcoatlus in the pink sky ☁︎

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The Hobbits being so transmasc coded it's unreal. While they're technically hobbit men, the human men treat Merry as lesser in a similar way that they treat Eowen.

The parallels between the two are immense. Fighting for the right to be seen as equal to the MenTM. Eomer and Theonden telling them they have no place in battle, that it's for said Men.

Both of them attacking the Nazgul and taking him down together, proving that they're equal they're worthy of respect just like everyone else. I could go on. I'm gonna lose it.

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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guys on reddit dot com: i think mike stoklasa is some sort of dark wizard who keeps beautiful and innocent jay bauman trapped in his tower- i mean youtube channel for his own nefarious purposes. i think this because sometimes mike is mean and while he has based his entire online persona on being a cynical old bitch i for some reason think that jay doesn't like this. my evidence is that whenever mike is mean to him he giggles cutely which is obviously a fear response. has anyone else noticed this?

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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a comic about OCD

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sir dog knight

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Insectember day 3: Libelloides coccajus

Common name: Owly sulphur✨

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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case