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CW: ‼️Uncensored icky organ-y version below!!!‼️

Teeth go grey 🫀🧠🫁
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Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan
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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
WHA THE FUCK ??????
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*mint dimension* hey did you watch that tictac i sent you
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if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now's about the time to take it out of the freezer
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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
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