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I know Owen isn't really a good guy, but damn, I love Abby and Owen's relationship so much. What's their ship name?

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Don't know which fake oppressed group came up with the slogan, but "hearts not parts" is inherently homophobic.

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When idiots pretend to be smart and say "omg media literacy" in response to people having valid criticisms of art genuinely makes me feel like I'm losing my marbles. The mere usage of a literary or artistic device doesn't automatically make a piece of art successful. And you're not a genius for pointing out that an artistic device was used/attempted. I am going to fucking stab you.

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I love the way "you're the only thing I have", "I don't care about anything but you" and "you're more important than anything else I care about" sound si similar, but the meaning is completely different

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Idk who told TLOU2 creators that they should show us Abby & Owen's sex scene on screen, but I personally think they shouldn't talk anymore

I love Abby, but it was just weird sorry

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I'm finally playing TLOU 2 and I fucking adore their friendship! They're so cute, I love it

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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I loved how the girls’ bodies weren’t just for sex and fighting in Arcane. Like when Jinx is on top of her adopted dad, that’s just how she expresses closeness. The platonic relationships are fucking TACTILE and INTIMATE and I don’t think I’ve seen that in tv or film before? Sisters get in each other’s FACES and in their personal space for good and bad. I can’t overstate how much I loved that people were near and all over the each other without it having to be for sex

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MWAH <3

Jayvik version

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i wish my city had better public transit :[

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i think it's hilarious how much people hate maddie because like. she had that much of an impact on you? she was barely on screen, we didn't get to know her or trust her like cait did. y'all just hate her because she was sleeping with cait during the breakup that's literally it. yeah she betrayed cait but did that betrayal really sting??? how could you be upset about the betrayal done by a character we barely got any information about. i think she's cool. i wish we would've seen more of her. i liked her betrayal. but the vicious hatred that i've seen towards her is insane. i haven't even seen people hate ambessa as much as they hate maddie. the only person i think they hate as much as maddie is mel lmfao

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S2 had none of the S1 emotionally devastating moments.

Jinx activating the flare Vi gave her ? Vi, chased by Silco, desperately running towards her while "Guns for hire" plays ?

Viktor running for the first time, letting go of his cane, yelling as he finally gets past "the boat" ? Only to fall seconds later ?

Jayce, Mel and Viktor smiling at each other during the "yes" vote, full of hope, juxtaposed with the rocket coming towards them, Vi crying in despair while "What could have been" plays ?

All of these are moments that I will never forget. S2, for all it tries to be dark and flashy, had none of that.

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i miss them so fucking much i’m malfunctioning

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Some of yall need to stop being obsessed with labeling sapphic characters butch or femme. It's giving "who's the man in the relationship". Not to mention the desperation for it to be "definitive". People/characters should be more than their labels. Butch/femme is just top/bottom in a different font.

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I have no words, I just hate this planet

women and female children are punished and are held accountable for males crime's, even their own family allow and are expected to do it

In Pakistan , a woman was r@ p3 D by a man , and instead of him being punished he offer is 12 YEAR OLD sister to be r@ p3 D by the victims brother , to be """JUST"" , so the child sister is punished for her brother's crime , and instead of k ! lling the first r@ p!s .T , they chose the r@ p3 a child for compensation , and it wasnt the 1st r@ p!s .T that got punished , it was his child sister , this took place Infront of both families , about 40 people came to witness the public r@ p3 of a female child , for the punishment of her brother , when authorities found out the arrested both families , INCLUDING the victim of the second rape was arrested as well. ( which was 12 years old )

and i add this fact check

Fact check : Sharia (Islamic law), derived from the Qur’an and Hadith, explicitly forbids rape and considers it a heinous crime, regardless of circumstance. There is no basis in Sharia for “revenge rape”—using rape to retaliate against someone else's actions.

so no , they did this from their own free will

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Males when the see the most conventionally attractive female models, actresses and singers: mm she's mid

Girls when they see the ugliest man alive, but he's "talented" or "funny":

Their standards are so low, it's just sad cuz they deserve sm better

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People praising the show for giving Caitlyn an uncharacteristic dictator arc as if it didn't rob her of her actual characteristic detective skills. Arcane Cait is an awful detective. Let's take a look at some of her stellar performances:

1) She doesn't suspect Marcus of corruption even though he shut down the investigation into the Hexgate Shimmer smuggling and kept it a secret from Jayce. In fact, when Jayce shows confusion about the Hexgate smuggling incident, she responds with "keep up", instead of "Marcus didn't tell you, the creator of the Hexgate, about the smuggling operation that took place there? Strange." Later Ekko tells her point blank that enforcers are working for Silco and she refuses to even open her mind to the possibility, despite knowing of Marcus's shady behaviour. Marcus ominously blocks them on the bridge, Ekko tells her again no, and she once again ignores him, and signals him to show the gemstone to Marcus, which gets Ekko shot. Only when the gun is pointed directly at her face does she realize Marcus is corrupt. El Em Eff Ay Oh.

2) How about her investigation into Silco and Jinx? Let's see, Caitlyn goes to Stillwater to uncover the culprits behind the recent crimes in topside and... and... Vi just tells her point blank that it's Silco. Okay, but she still needs to actually find out the name Jinx right? What intelligent detective work does Caitlyn pull off? She... follows Vi around while Vi solves the case for her. Vi gets the lead from Jericho, Vi takes her to the brothel, then later Vi just. tells her the name she got from Sevika. Vi just tells Cait Jinx's name. Then proceeds to lead Caitlyn directly to Jinx. Ok. So Vi solved the Silco and Jinx case for Caitlyn. At least Caitlyn figured out that the Hexgate Shimmer smuggling and the Progress Day bombings were committed by the same person................. because Jinx kindly left her extremely distinctive graffiti everywhere at both crime scenes.

3) Okay but SURELY after realizing Marcus is corrupt, Caitlyn would connect the dots that he may have been lying all along about how Grayson died? You know, Grayson, her beloved mentor, who mysteriously died brutally in the Undercity, after which she was succeeded by her corrupt second-in-command who works for Shimmer kingpin Silco? Does Caitlyn put 2 and 2 together and realize that whatever account Marcus gave of Grayson's death was false? Nope, because the show completely forgets about Grayson.

4) Okay, now it's Season 2's turn. Renni attacks the supposedly highly secure memorial. The Councilors discuss how this could have happened and conclude that she must have had help from a traitor amongst their ranks who wants to stoke the flames of war. Caitlyn shows up boasting about being a decorated officer. And she doesn't suspect Ambessa, the Noxian warlord who is very invested in the militarization of Hextech and the person in the room who would benefit the most from all-out war between Piltover and Zaun. Caitlyn will end up as Ambessa's protégé for months after this and the memorial attack will never be mentioned again.

5) Caitlyn then gets seduced by Noxian spy Maddie and bangs her for months, never once suspecting her. I mean, maybe Maddie really is just that good, but I still find it hilarious that this is the SECOND time Caitlyn realizes one of the enforcers is corrupt only when they point a gun directly at her head. This you, Cait?

6) Caitlyn spends months enacting martial law in Zaun and relentlessly searching every nook and cranny for Jinx. MONTHS. And she is never able to find her despite Jinx spending her time playing bug battles at home. When Jinx is finally arrested, it's because she surrendered.

7) Well, at least she figured out that Singed summoned Warwick to the prison.................... because Singed kindly stayed behind in his cell to get caught. Man, all these criminals are so kind to do Caitlyn's job for her <3

The ONLY mystery she actually solves entirely on her own without getting the answers literally handed to her, is that Singed is Corin Reveck. And even with that she inherited half the information in her mother's archives. Arcane Cait has the shrewdness and cunning of a 12-year-old. Almost every single mystery she faces either gets forgotten about (who let Renni in the memorial, how did Grayson die), or gets solved by another character (Vi tells her about Silco and Jinx, Ekko tells her about Marcus). Almost all the criminals she faces willingly expose themselves to her (Marcus and Maddie), or willingly get caught (Singed and Jinx). The show strips Caitlyn of her canonical strength from the game (her sharp detective mind), to force her into an unnecessary dictator role that demands her brain be smooth enough to get easily manipulated by Ambessa.

"She deserves her Dyketator era" and does Dyketective mean nothing to you?