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as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies
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A 10-millionth visitor to the Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Emo.
They blocked tumblr at my school. Apparently it a “Social Networking” site.. I might drop out of my computer classes now..
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stop fucking hiding black people in your likes.
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but here's the article.
Your Idol makes Saja Boys the highest charting male group in the US
Golden makes HUNTR/X the highest charting female group in the US.
these people are not real but here they are
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I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.
Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.
We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.
We all know this is unacceptable.
Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.
This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.
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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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If your girl is 57.5 feet in diameter and weighing in at 7,982 tons, has 56 propulsion jacks and is armed with 700 cutting tools powered by 24 cutterhead drive motors, is capable of traveling an astonishing 0.00005438915 mph and has extracted 900,000 cubic yards of soil from the undergrounds of Seattle, that's not your girl that's Big Bertha, the world's largest tunnel boring machine.
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