"Because I'm fabulous"
Paladin: I’m rolling to seduce the barkeep.
DM: Roll it.
Paladin: Fuck nat 1…
DM: She isn’t even interested in women.
Barbarian: Well fuck! Guess it’s Artificer’s turn.
(The only male and aromantic) Artificer: No.
Barbarian: Please Artificer! We can’t afford to sleep here.
Artificer: I’ll sleep in an alley. I have nothing worth stealing.
Paladin: You don’t need to do anything, just some harmless flirting.
Artificer: Do you like your magical maul? I can make it unmagical.
Druid: Also isn’t Artificer’s charisma like super low?
DM: *Cackling* Ok since none of y’all moved away I’m assuming this is all happening around the barkeep. So I rolled to see how interested in Artificer she is. I rolled a nat 20. So Fuck it. Artificer is so much her type she just slides a key to you.
Barbarian: How did you do that!
Artificer: Because I’m fabulous.
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