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being mentally ill kinda sus ngl 😒 what do you mean you feel a desire to retreat to your cum fart zone 🤨

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Thank you everyone for reading and sharing my pinned post. Hate mail went from 50+ per hour to 0! Back to writing prompts soon <3

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Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

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actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

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there should be a website specifically where you say that two songs kinda sound alike and people comment "huh, i guess so"

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having to tap the "if an australian place name sounds strange to you please google it and make sure you're not just mocking indigenous languages" sign again

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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Annoying linguistics by going around asking people if they have the X-Y merger but X and Y are unambiguous homophones.

"oh, does your dialect have the coarse/course merger? Interesting!" *writes something down*

"Oh I didn't realize your dialect has the pair/pear merger, that's neat."

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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

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i’m so over 2013 and it hasn’t even started yet

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I think it's some kind of divine comedy that I had a really deep voice and a beard when I was 14 years old but turned out trans as fuck

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