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Queer writer artist conlanger and cat dad in SFhe, 30'slikes: men, conlangs, history, cowboy & tropical aesthetic, social justice, philosophy, art, occasional nsfwBeen here since 2014Check out my conlang sideblog tumblr.com/starcaptainslangs
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mutuals look we are in the planetarium together
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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Credits : https://instagram.com/bopolena?utm_medium=copy_link
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shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting
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Livestock drama
“Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.
“Why would you, ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.
It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?
the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.
Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.
This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.
10/02/20
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