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please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
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and another thing. please don't put in the paper that 28 children laughed at me
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Hey that VtM soundtrack album from 1999 that was completely unavailable for many years, aside from like two songs posted to youtube, is on bandcamp now and you can get it
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Hotel California situation happening in Seasonings World (got my teaspoon stuck in the rosemary leaves which is ironic on account of how it can never leaves)
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Ok guys just thought of this what is the first blorbo you鈥檝e ever had/can remember
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what the fuck why would anyone call it that
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THIS THURSDAY (5/22) at 8PM EDT on twitch.tv/funknwaffleslive: My band Mosaic Mind will be performing at Funk 'n Waffles in Syracuse, NY! If you're in the area, we would love to see you there. If not, Funk 'n Waffles will be livestreaming the show at the link above. (I'll also be playing with the headliner, Chris LeFever Band, so stick around for that after we finish our set!)
BUT IAN, WHAT'S MOSAIC MIND?
Mosaic Mind is an alt/prog rock band from Central New York writing original music influenced by everything from Foo Fighters to Pink Floyd. You can hear demos of our songs on our SoundCloud (I'm aware of the current SoundCloud situation; based on the statement from them at the end of the article, as far as I know, our stuff is safe at the moment), and you can find all of our social media at our Linktree.
We are currently working on our first album! It's all recorded, and we're hoping to release it later this year, but we're still working through the mixing/mastering. If you'd like to help support us finishing the album, you can:
Leave us a tip on our Ko-fi!
Purchase any of my music on Bandcamp and include the message "Go Mosaic Mind!": Ian Doherty | Ramshki Alley
Spread the word by reblogging!
If you've made it this far, thanks for reading. And if you decide to check us out, either through our SoundCloud or the livestream on Thursday, I hope you enjoy!
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seems very improper how wide a gap there is between "tired enough to be irritable and cognitively impaired" and "tired enough to sleep"
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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you
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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her
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babe, the way you explained the lore of your favorite game was fucking sexy. Now whip it out.
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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"
c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this
#tag op doesn鈥檛 know about long press on the phone keyboard giving access to the em dash either I bet#en dash is there too btw. also accents for letters
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hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks鈥檚 edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
#on a flat surface the way god (gordon ramsay) intended#usually next to the sink for easy wipedown#using the edge of a bowl etc makes it more likely you'll get eggshell shards in your food and or break the yolk
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