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Abigail got a second job as a model

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Call me Kevin’s stardew videos are so fun

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the stardew valley subreddit has been so ridiculously funny these last few days

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Where is the lie

Sam tho

this whole time you thought you were talking to sam, but it was me, Dio!

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started playing sdv again and remembered how much i love my husband :')

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obsessed with sam and his two emos

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Mayor Lewis getting a lil too invasive

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Sam's goku hair is an intimidation tactic

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shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak

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every resident in pelican town, apparently: get rid of the TOILETS we cant let people know we  S  H  I  T

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My first experience playing Stardew Valley lmao. I struggle with the direction so much I end up fainting each time I went outside my farm area

(ft Linus dragging me home)

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grandpa’s messed up beds, an ongoing collection

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He gives me major shane vibes (his videos)

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please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.