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based on real events

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The farmer in sdv should be allowed to have a birthday too. Why do i have to go around figuring out what everyone's favorite gifts are?? Maybe the townsfolk should be the ones chasing me once a year and giving me the weirdest shit. I should be allowed to react accordingly too. Mayor lewis gives me a piece of wood and i deck him. Leah gives me coffee and i kiss her on the lips.

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does anyone know how to add mods to stardew im actually suffering and i lost all my computer knowledge after hs

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More Stardew Valley Co-op with sister: Egg Festival

So apparently Abigail is hard to beat in the Egg Hunt. My sister and I didn’t notice.

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hi everyone! i wanted to share this mod i found on nexus. it’s a brand new mod that adds 56 new natural hairstyles for your black farmers! they’re beautifully made and i thought everyone should see this. you can get it here!

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SDV’s 1.5 update contains content that plays into racist, colonialist, and imperialist myths and beliefs.

Disclaimer: I loved SDV (which is a given, considering I have an SDV sideblog lol?), and I’m not writing this post to get people to boycott the game or stop liking it or whatever. I just want people to understand why this content is harmful, how it might be affecting your biases and beliefs, and think of how they can engage with this media without exacerbating the harm that it does. I’m Filipino, and I don’t speak for all POC or all brown people, but I felt deeply hurt and betrayed by the content update. Please keep that in mind before you interact with this post. Explanation under the cut because of 1.5 spoilers (obviously) and because this got long.

(I will block people who clown on this post. Keep your opinions to yourself unless you also have firsthand experience with the issues I describe.)

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"i turned on the heated blanket for us" i love my WIFE

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i believe that the farmer's grandpa was a ho too i mean it has to run in the genes

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✨ I get strong melancholic vibes from Maru 

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 Now I want all the chickens to be blue on my new farm

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introduced my friend to Stardew and she had some fucking questions

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so i just recently got into stardew valley (yeah i know im late as fuck) and now im obsessed

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this is a mayor lewis hate blog💛

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“if you’re reading this, you must be in dire need of a change”

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May interest you in a surfer!Haley headcanon?

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take this quiz that I made to find out which Stardew Valley bachelor/bachelorette you are!!