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someone post the dancing crab it feels appropriate

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So I came back but uh

I’m getting divorced

So idk how active I’ll actually be

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opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet

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Just a regular Saturday evening in Pelican Town

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in my headcanons sometimes Sam is a Vans Guy and Sebastian is a Converse Guy and other times it’s the complete opposite. what is this about

and what does it say about my brainrot

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when the new farmer who thinks they're your friend (they are) calls u up in the dawn of your day off to tell u about stuff you dont care

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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

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Farmer Elle, or, the one where Alex realizes something about himself

(Emos only look like this 10% of the time and Elle is no exception)

Redraw of this w/her redesign :)

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Love how by late game in stardew valley you can cast spells and teleport and change the weather and talk to animals and commune with spirits and dwarves and shadow entities but the only person who even acknowledges that you aren't a normal farmer and you've literally become a wizard is the one other wizard in town

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Farmer Elle is back with a new redesign!

I’ve got some Elle/Alex drabbles in the works too!

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my comfort Stardew Valley character (and Alex :b)

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headcanon I shat out during a co-op game

Alex: Sebastian, that emo punk. What the hell is up with that dude anyway? Who wears just black all the time? I could probably take him in a fight. I just know it's mutual from the way he side-eyes me. He'll get what's his one day, heh.

Sebastian: Yeah, uhhh..... Alan? Who lives with his grandparents? Yeah, I haven't ever spoken to him much. He seems like an ok guy though.

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flower dance year 1 trauma.

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Snail’s Directory

Updated 1/1/2024

ANOUNCEMENTS:

I’m back! Currently I’m NOT doing any of the SDV after dark, SFW alphabet, or NSFW Alphabet. The ones in my inbox right now were all submitted after those events ended, so for the sake of catching up, I’m deleting them. I have other prompts (drabble/ficlet/smut) that I’m currently working on and will be posted in the coming days.

NOW for the bit you’re all waiting for–this month the theme is ALEX

I’ll probably be posting an ask game, but in the mean time I am ONLY accepting prompts surrounding Alex :)

Missed you all, glad to be back!

THE RULES 

Fanfic

The Frog Prince (sebastian x f!farmer)

Bachelors

Sebastian

Alex

Sam

Harvey

Elliot

Shane

Bachelorettes

Emily

Haley

Abigail

Leah

Penny

Maru

Other

Morris

Requests ft multiple characters + Misc

Appearance HC

Jealous Bachelors

Jealous Bachelorettes 

Bachelors seeing sex toy

Sex dream (Emily, Penny, Seb, Shane, Abigail, Elliot)

Shane x Farmer x Harvey poly hc

Shane x Harvey “Is this your first time?”

Falling for F!farmer (Haley, Leah)

Goofy/charismatic farmer (Haley, Harvey)

Bachelors react to the strap (f!farmer)

My Art

Farmer Elle

Farmer Andi

The Frog Prince cover

Spicy Alex x Farmer Elle

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Hey, could you do 1 and 3 for Abby? Thx <3

Stardew after Dark

Do they masturbate? (how/how often?) 

Abigail gets off most nights. It helps her relax and sleep, especially when the video games have wrecked her sleep schedule. She prefers to use her vibrator, but will also use the bath faucet. Nothing like a nice soak with a happy ending.

Any sex toys? 

Yes. Something small, inexpensive and easy to hide (think, a bullet vibrator). She still lives at home, after all. It’s in a locked box under the bed, and she keeps the key in her wallet. A little paranoid, but she hasn’t been caught yet.

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SLEEPOVER TIME!!! I need more friendly interactions!