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And even so, I wouldn't mind at all But enter Mother Mary robbing me of my cathartic resolve

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speak for yourself i need weird offputting pervert women more than blood coursing through my veins

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

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mobile notifs for tumblr are all like "cocknball1986 posted! We know you're passionately in love with them." "cumthespian is back! You should confess your feelings."

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pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom

LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...

pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)

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Buy My Sinister Potion!

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trans people should be paid $500 each time they have to come out to someone new. $5000 if its a family member

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a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

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Seeing nsfw of Frieren is so funny, she'd never do any of that

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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Art by わいもにく

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"Ad blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service. It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback is blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide.You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription."

"ad blockers violate youtube's terms of service. it looks like you may be using an ad blocker. video playback is blocked unless youtube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. ads allow youtube to be used by billions worldwide. you can go ad-free with youtube premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription."

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"well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid"

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Please tell me there is at least one other person who wants cybersmith to sperg about star wars or some other trivial shit while he hits it

i cannot ethically acknowledge the contents of this ask

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its fun when im alone bc sometimes my thoughtsll just b like

fuck this. I'm going to have a shower

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"u can get half life for free" oh. okay "u can get half life for 70p" oh shit for real?

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number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell