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ok i get that part of the Pope’s role is visiting various holy places and it is important for vatican media to document these visits and keep the faithful informed of what he is doing but i can’t with some of these pictures 😭

they are just putting my guy in places

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so excited about the fish that I have forgotten the fact I got a whole ass job offer today

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Don't speak to me or my three miniscule sons again

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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Not pregnant but came home to find two little fry just bopping around my goddamn empty fishtank like they own it. Guess they do. I guess my maternal instinct was dialed in to the wrong frequency

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first period after removing my nexplanon and it's late. which could mean nothing given how my periods have historically been. but.

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my husband and I are apparently kryptonite for local minor league sports teams. our presence alone has ruined two different winning streaks for hockey and now baseball

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the world's most decent little princess

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im having too much fun with the fish tank and there's not even fish in it yet. doing water parameters checks and recording everything in my little notebook is scratching some dumb itch in my brain. did a water change yesterday and added more ammonia and cannot fucking WAIT to get home and measure that shit.

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have a weakness for hijabi ladies. not in a fetishistic way but in a "I wish you the best and want to be friends with you" kind of way for some reason. I hope all hijabi ladies have a nice day (except the one who was a bitch to us at the clinic this morning)

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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

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鍵山 優真 Yuma Kagiyama (JPN)

2025 Summer Cup Free Skate (204.78)

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Not Jason Brown bringing back Riverdance for his short program this season I'm gonna throw up

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who’s my happiest little guy! it’s you!

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.