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YES, I WANNA MAKE YOU CRY

I love The Iron Giant <3 

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The Horsemen, about Charles: I don’t actually know that guy’s name, I’ve just been calling him Erik’s boyfriend

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If bat mans parents died…. how was he born?

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Bucky Barnes + Text Posts

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just another day with The Boys ™

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you can be iconic but will u ever be as iconic as sam wilson fighting all of captain america: the winter soldier in a t shirt and jeans with stolen military equipment and a dream

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it is literally hysterical to see the 180 degree shift in the majority of the tumblr marvel fandom from supporting the idea of imprisoning people without trial or due process if they refused to sign on to be part of a tightly controlled paramilitary force without a moment’s thought to claiming that captain marvel is military propaganda b/c it [spins wheel] acknowledges the existence of the U.S. Air Force

that was going on not even 4 years ago till last weekend and suddenly y’all are acting enlightened like “yeah lol military bad”

marvel literally placed an intelligible critique of militarized superheroes in front of ur face in 2015 but you were too busy sucking RDJ’s dick to even acknowledge that, instead subjecting the rest of us to an endless font of “team cap is full of shit” tags

don’t @ me

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ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”

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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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sometimes when reading classic superhero porn fic scenario "hero is auctioned off to a group of bad guys who are bidding for the right to do evil 😉 things to them 😍" i'm like i love this but man it's so common, who started this trope? what porn fic got this thing going? is it from the livejournal era, perhaps? from the days of print zines? and then i pick up an innocent dc comic to read and like okay nevermind dc was stroking it to that idea before any of us got the chance to invent it