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starfxckersinc · 16 hours
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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starfxckersinc · 18 hours
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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
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starfxckersinc · 18 hours
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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starfxckersinc · 18 hours
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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.
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starfxckersinc · 18 hours
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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April 23, 1929 Journals of Anais Nin 1927-1931  [volume 4]
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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring
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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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Reblog with your score
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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sum band glitter gifs made by me!
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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Not gonna say it again
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