Dem no want it!!
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“Please stand for the pledge of allegiance”
The NFL:
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“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”
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fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awwwww thank you so much!!!!! It's so cute I love it ^/////^
Happy birthday @stargyalindifete ~!
Damn is it blurry =/ i had to resize for tumblr to let me upload it. Oh well. There are a lot of issues, but we’re both trying out best :<
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star wars is a film saved in editing
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Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task
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She whispers just to you
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over how clean her split was.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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