starjellypluto

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If any of you are TikTok refugees returning home please tap the sign on your way in

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Chibi-commissions are open - 100$

I will draw: original character/ fanart

I won’t draw: real people/furry/robot/nsfw/ FF14 (too complicated)

Usually it takes me 2 days to finish the commission, but it might take me longer if the design is more complicated. I work on commissions Monday-Friday.

For personal use only.

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If you want to order one, you can do it here - hipolink.

Finished commissions examples - here

UPD. Currently Hipolink may have some issues with PayPal option

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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The Sunlit Wetlands

The Putrid Bog

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i have sugarcubes.

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with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

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Just came on here to tell tumblr staff to fix the logo. This shit looks ass and boring. Change it back

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Hey hi. If you came looking for my art please peruse these two tags:

#starjellyart

#my art

K thx ily

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in an empty hall drops of water sound like applause

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He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

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madoka magika fanart

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Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it