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*How to be a heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds playing in the distance*

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The Girl You Like:

Her Older Sister:

Her annoyingly cute Kid Brother:

Her Overprotective Older Brother(s):

Her Majestic Mother:

Her Overly Powerful Father:

Her Ex:

You:

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It’s a good thing farting isn’t as contagious as yawning.

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If you tell someone they’re eating “fish,” they won’t question it. If you tell someone they’re eating “mammal” or “bird,” they’re probably going to have some serious follow up questions

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You’re much too young now So I write these words down Darkness exists to make light truly count

Sleeping At Last, Uneven Odds (via music-and-quotes)

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Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha

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Clouds basically drink water untill they cant hold it any longer, then they pee on everything.

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A thousand times reblog. #Pride

“Let’s upgrade that bromance into a mengagement.”

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Rick and Morty is just Jimmy Neutron with cussing and titties.

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Your lips, they taste like June.

Jon Bellion, Ooh (via music-and-quotes)

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Tell me the story of how the sun loved the moon so much he would die every night to let her breathe

Day 358

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(via myonlywayoutofhere)