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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!
Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.
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while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.
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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.
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Damian: So what’s for dinner?
Dick: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Damian: …
Damian: Is it soup?
Dick: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Damian: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Dick: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Damian: STOP!
*one hour later*
Damian: It’s tacos?!?!?!
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Satoru Gojou “The Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer” (五条 悟) -Jujutsu Kaisen 2nd Season - Episode 2
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Dick: You're bleeding!! That's a LOT OF BLOOD!!
Tim: *inspecting the blood like it's a foreign substance* huh
Dick: HUH?? We need to get you to a hospital! wHeRe's BrUcE??
Tim: *shrugs* Meh
Dick: Meh?
Tim: It'll be fine
Tim: *passes out*
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if i worked in a court id say "i'll see you in court!" to each of my coworkers at the end of each day until they decided to execute me
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“Flynn the dog taking a dip at the beach!”
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The only thing more powerful than a hyper focus is
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