icon by @william-snekspeare Fat non-binary (wouldn't say no to a nice he/him or perhaps they/them) snake-loving pun-loving former web developer who is now technically Application Manager and not actually a developer anymore even though I still get to do development as I see fit. Approximately ($year - 1981) years old, based in Madison, Wisconsin, and almost certainly not the degenerate spawn of Yog-Sothoth.White, able-bodied, college-educated, professional-class. I'm not sure if "passes as neurotypical really well as long as you don't get too close!" is a privilege or not.TWEFs, SWEFs, and any other similar acronyms I have not yet learned of are invited to kindly fuck off.And when I say/do something that is shitty let me know! And when I should tag something but didn't let me know! I am a problematic trash can but I'm trying in the hopes that someday I will merely be a dubious recycling bin.NO PORN FOLLOWS OR REBLOGS GEEZ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.did i mention my snakes(I don't have a ko-fi or anything. I am lucky enough to not need your money. Please spend it on som...
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Amn’t dead status: confirmed. Our fridge died, and the dryer and the oven and the car a couple times and my job got eliminated, and technically my computer died the month before I made that last post but I didn’t get the replacement going till after so make of that what you will.
If there’s anyone who followed me here from, like, eljay or something a thousand years ago, and you'd like the option to see via my current tumblr that I remain alive, lemme know and I maybe will share unless I just disappear for years again instead. I mostly yell about a single fandom over there, but sometimes about other things too.
In case anyone was worried I was dead, I amn’t dead.
See you in another year or so probably!
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In case anyone was worried I was dead, I amn’t dead.
See you in another year or so probably!
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some of us are USED to staying inside, communicating mostly through the internet, which makes social distancing easier, and that whole phenomenon is called “nerd immunity”
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LOVE MAKES US // a postcard story about a love that will never die
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#what a trip this meme has been#i just want the final version on my blog#even though i've only been a spectator to it before
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Happy Squid Day, everybody! - November 2. I am in NYC today and there are no signs of mutant psychic squids. I waited on Rorschach’s mail drop corner, but there was no sign of him either.
I think back on this blog often, with fondness. Hope you are all still Watchmen fans too. Best wishes to you!
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Apparently I missed that it was a very important day yesterday!!!
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I'm a simple guy; I see a butterfly and I smile involuntarily
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[rolls on the floor laughing]
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I’m not dead or nothin’. I went to India for a week for work, and then I very slowly recovered from that, and I’m mostly recovered now I think? It was Exhausting.
But I haven’t actually posted in a month, so! Here is a post. I’m not dead.
#look at my alive human fingers typing words and everything#could a dead person do THAT#i don't think so
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All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together
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Look at that face!
He's turned 18 this year.
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