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Shout out to the only straight couple ever

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I had a vision

Original: https://x.com/sweepswoop_/status/1829725202751611356?s=61

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your honour they're a family

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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

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the hawks

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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

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poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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*puts on my retro hackerman glasses* man, if only I knew shit about making games haha

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*puts on my retro hackerman glasses* man, if only I knew shit about making games haha

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i am SO side character coded if i'm being totally honest

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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

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"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

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ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant

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this is how god games went right

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