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Pallid Bat, photographed by Lauren Belcher, (source)

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You don’t have to lead the charge, or singlehandedly rally your community, or change your whole life. You can change the world for the better in small ways.

for example, my parents are your typical white suburban HOA couple. They Hate colorful houses and tattoos and loud music. They use pesticides and mow their lawns down to pristine rectangles, but recently , just by sending them posts about solarpunk living and attracting birds with native plants, they’ve planted native wildflowers, set up running water sources and bird feeders and squirrel feeders and hummingbird feeders and even let a few native weeds grow. You can MAKE A CHANGE! I promise!

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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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Did some seeding today and this is the second year of my seed organization innovation that involves a lot of binder pouches full of categories of seeds. It's better than the previous messy bin full of seeds for sure

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦