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My husband accidentally left his stash of Celsius at my parents house, and my nonverbal autistic brother who has literally zero access to caffeine other then the occasion Pepsi found one and chugged it.

Needless to say my husband is now overnight shipping an apology basket to my mom because nobody in that house slept last night.

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Bro. This is a rabies free island. They don’t even know about the rabies pride movement.

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My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

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wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod

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not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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BREAKFAST???

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I turned on the light and she looks pissed about it

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

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Marbles