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It only lasted 15 minutes, but this is the funniest shit ever.

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Bitch why you mad? Because allies pop severely and gays don’t?

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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

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you are a faggot and a pointless animal

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*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

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everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

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this is what the screen of the woke mob down at antifa says when I make a post btw

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favourite tumblr feature is when I add something to my own post in the reblogs and I get a notification. like oh who's this cutie in my notes.....

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i would do this to just about anyone i've worked with if it didn't get me in trouble

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

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hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

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hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

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No More Heroes

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they literally are just chilling out and taking care of their sisters and folks project authoritarianism onto eusocial insects because only one of them gives birth. like I'm sorry you are just describing a mom... she didn't do anything. they're not mindlessly obeying an authority figure, they're caring for their kin

Found out about the existence of this...dystopian bee novel??? and this seems to completely, devastatingly miss the point of. Something

The social dynamics of creatures with highly organized societies like this are fascinating to explore and CAN provide perspective on human societies, but this isn't it. Bee social structures aren't "dystopian." They're bees. It comes off as weirdly judgmental of another species. "ahhhh wouldn't it be so awful if you lived in a society with strict hierarchy where reproduction was limited only to a select class—"

THEY'RE BEES. what right do you, a human, have to imagine a beehive as some kind of dystopia because their society runs on non-human rules. I'm not sure what the point is, really.

also like are these literal bees or anthropomorphic bees or humans that are called bees or what

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Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all