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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time

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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

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I'm the most awesomest most powerful and epic girl in the world. but if you say mean things to me I will cry so dooont

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Assassins creed odyssey is downloaded. I think I’m gonna playas what’s his face instead of what’s her face just to see if he’s as annoying as everyone says he is. Also to see if I can be gay in this game.

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would you still love me if i was a worm?

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Dude I love your solid fantasy adventure series, but you know what it needs? Hamfisted commentary about racism. You know how a lot of Discworld was a broad yet effective satire? Can you do that but like, without Pratchett's charming witticisms or background as a journalist? Yeah make the politics as reactionary as possible please.

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Captain Picard: The-

Worf: I recommend firing a spread of photon torpedoes.

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I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

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GIRL MODE ENGAGED (nothing visibly changes, but the “joy” bar starts increasing)

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Let's play hide and seek?

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Bless my wonderful transgender life

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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what the fuck is this monstrosity

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Approaching slowly with their arms spread open wide, thousands of huggers across the country announced their intention for you to get on over here Wednesday. “C’mon, bring it in! Let’s do this,” the nation’s huggers said, adding that someone needed a hug and that person is you. Full Story

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See, our first mistake was trying to have a civilization in northern Europe between October and February. The darkest three months of the year should be for staying home under the blankets, midwinter festivals, and getting blind drunk when the sun goes down at 4 pm like the bog gods intended.

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