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I'm the most awesomest most powerful and epic girl in the world. but if you say mean things to me I will cry so dooont

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Assassins creed odyssey is downloaded. I think I’m gonna playas what’s his face instead of what’s her face just to see if he’s as annoying as everyone says he is. Also to see if I can be gay in this game.

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would you still love me if i was a worm?

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Dude I love your solid fantasy adventure series, but you know what it needs? Hamfisted commentary about racism. You know how a lot of Discworld was a broad yet effective satire? Can you do that but like, without Pratchett's charming witticisms or background as a journalist? Yeah make the politics as reactionary as possible please.

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Captain Picard: The-

Worf: I recommend firing a spread of photon torpedoes.

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I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

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GIRL MODE ENGAGED (nothing visibly changes, but the “joy” bar starts increasing)

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Let's play hide and seek?

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Bless my wonderful transgender life

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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what the fuck is this monstrosity

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Approaching slowly with their arms spread open wide, thousands of huggers across the country announced their intention for you to get on over here Wednesday. “C’mon, bring it in! Let’s do this,” the nation’s huggers said, adding that someone needed a hug and that person is you. Full Story

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See, our first mistake was trying to have a civilization in northern Europe between October and February. The darkest three months of the year should be for staying home under the blankets, midwinter festivals, and getting blind drunk when the sun goes down at 4 pm like the bog gods intended.

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this goes so hard

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Okay, so since time began, man has dreamed of flight, right? I know I have. I’ve always wanted to swoop between the mountains and hang suspended high above the earth and all that jazz. So naturally, I decided to try my hand at flying a helicopter. But here’s the problem: Everyone makes such a damn big deal out of operating one. I want to fly a helicopter, not look at a bunch of crazy dials.

You know what man has not dreamed of since time immemorial? Keeping an eye on his H-over-G indicator. Cavemen did not look to the hawks in the heavens and wonder about their approximate yaw angle, whatever the hell that is. Old Orville and Wilbur sure as hell didn’t dream about zeroing the VOR needle for bearing correction—I’ll tell you that for free. So why in hell is some instructor screaming at the top of his lungs for me to look down at the console when I’m in the middle of trying to avoid crashing into a barn?! Something tells me there’s no barn-missing meter down there! Full Story

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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.