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Just imagine

When the Queen of Shadows (ToG) TV show gets to the EoS/ToD timeline, they will probably show the story lines concurrently. We will see Chaol struggle to find a fake location for Aelin’s whereabouts to give Yrene so that she can feed it to Hasar.

Chaol (all triumphant that he is protecting Aelin): “Skull’s Bay. She’s in Skull’s Bay.”

*Scene immediately cuts to Aelin at the front of a boat and pans out to show Skull’s Bay as she is sailing in to port.*

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Feyre in acowar everytime tamlin said “I love you”

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I was burning through books every day - stories about people and places I’d never heard of. They were perhaps the only thing that kept me from teetering into utter despair.

Feyre (A Court of Mist and Fury) saying it like it is sometimes.

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Dorian: *talking about Fleetfoot* She likes biting.

Aelin: Just like her mom.

Rowan: *chokes*

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the guy in the audience SNAPPED

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hocus pocus i cant focus

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-Cassian and Nesta sitting on the couch-

Nesta: -Puts her cold feet under Cassian's legs-

Cassian: -turns to give Nesat a horrified look- “What the hell is wrong with you? You’re supposed to be dead on the inside, not the outside.”

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Dying over here

You guys, I dont know how I am going to last until 2020 for our Nessian book. I go back into ACOMAF, ACOWAR and ACOFAS just to find the little scenes between Nesta and Cassian. I cant even imagine how quickly I will go through a whole book dedicated to Nessian or how many times I will read it. I can hardly wait. I need it so bad guys. Fanfiction will have to do for now.

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You: The only thing I want from Kingdom of Ash is for everyone to live and be happy :) 

me, a simpleton:

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Cassian: Is that a hickey?

Rhysand: No, it’s a mosquito bite

Feyre: [Walking in] Hey, gu-

Cassian: Hey, mosquito

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“I want you out of Velaris” Feyre breathed, her voice shaking.

And for once, the Illyrian warrior wasn’t grinning as he said “You’re coming with me to the Illyrian Mountains”

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I died.

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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The inner circle based on a conversation in my family

Rhysand: Cassian, why are you so stuffed up?

Cassian: I’m allergic to dumb

Armen: wow. I didn’t know you could be alergic to yourself

Everyone:

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Not sure what to do with your hands while on a date? Carry two knives. Next question.

— Aelin