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[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person
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having joints that crack and pop at the slightest movement is so funny at times like. if i so wish right now i can pop my back in four different places by slightly shifting my hip. this will do nothing for me.
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i need to replay hello charlotte
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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.
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can my internet like. work consistently ever at all
#my ramblings#the router is literally as far from my room as possible which. doesn’t help things.#but like cmon man. ik i have data again but id rather die than use it if i dont have to.
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Our resident camerathing!
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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
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also i’m getting cute skirts soon >:3
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making Impulsive Decisions today
#my ramblings#i cut off the sleeves and cropped it :3#considering doing this to my other band shirts as well#but for now it’s just the knotfest and behemoth shirts
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Being obsessed with a character is so fucking weird. I'll see a piece of paper on the ground and be like "hmm, I wonder what Abed Nadir would think of this". Why tf are you suddenly bringing him into this?
#LITERALLY#i’m trying to fold laundry can i get this guy outta my brain for two seconds#yes i’m sure he folds laundry but we have more pressing matters to attend to. like my own laundry.
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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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love reacting with emojis in discord . #1 activity . i am listening and nodding but i dont have anything to say or itd be rude to intrude . emojis my best friend
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