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Found a folder on my drive called "in case of emergency" was totally ready for it to be some mentally ill thing i did years ago or whatever but i opened it up and it was the full 1993 Live Action Super Mario Brothers Movie

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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my migraine #mygraine

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Sherlock wouldn’t stop yelling and when I finally asked him what he wanted he just stared at me like this and then walked off.

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you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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bug

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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sadomasochism saturday!

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you know you're too deep when you start calling your favourite characters "stupid fuck" and "asshole"

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being kept in vanilla kingdom means he is at active risk of interacting with 12 y olds

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

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meta knight was too busy being pregnant to be possessed by elfilis

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yesterday my friend accidentally attached this image of a dog to his discord message and I keep randomly thinking about it and laughing

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