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listen man i think we're past "in a modern au laois would be a furry." like that's not a headcanon, guys. laios is a furry. it is textually explicit that he is a furry. it's impossible to miss. the climax of the manga dungeon meshi literally hinges around the fact that laois has a fursona. he could not be more obviously a furry

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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thinking about how every time falin started chanting marcille knew what was about to happen and how to respond. she knows her right down to her spellbook and it saved her life. intimacy begets a deeply rooted familiarity. and familiarity has saved their lives time and time again with laios’ monster knowledge, senshi’s cooking mastery, and chilchuck’s understanding of traps. marcille has not only been an expert on magic itself, but on falin. if she hadn’t been prepared for her to cast Spikes they probably wouldn’t have made it through that fight.

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fake screenshots of a dating simulator where it becomes extremely obvious that the romanceable characters murdered the previous protagonist and are trying to hide it from you

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forgot i drew this...

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the singleplayer mode intro cutscene awkward silence is my favourite splatoon character

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I just misread my notification as "Bamsara just Bamsara'd" and honestly? Sounds about right

bamsharting all over your dash

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guess who just got afflicted with every symptom at once. :(

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Kinda funny how Vivian TTYD being a trans woman hinges on whether Beldam is a transphobe or not in the remake/remaster

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i don't have any stuff for kirby's birthday bc i've been busy but i might. idk. reblog some older art or something later in place of something new ig.

either way happy birthday kirby !!

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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AITA for starting a civil war because a fellow general didn’t agree with me on a very important decision?

The other top general, I’ll call him TD, suggested one day to get our king, lord E, some donuts as a gift. It was supposed to be a nice gesture, until he uttered the words “Soul Donuts”. Then I knew I couldn’t take him seriously.

He thought that the best gift for the king would be CREAM FILLED DONUTS, when everyone knows Custard is where it’s at!!

Perhaps his toad diet of only flies has messed with his taste, he doesn’t know the good donuts are from Spirit Bakery.

He got all upset when I corrected him and told him that actually, we will be getting custard filled donuts instead. He claims that I am the wrong one here, but I know I’m right!

So then I proposed we do what gentlemen do: start a war about it. The kingdom split into two factions, one on the right side and the other on TD’s.

Now my faction, Bony Spirits, the CORRECT faction, is ready to engage in battle against TD and his creamy fools: the Fleshy Souls.

He’s just so wrong in every way and he needs to accept that! If that can only be proven through war, so be it!

AITA?

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You can't be talking like that, statics homework

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AITA for starting a war because a former friend of mine has just terrible taste in everything and needed to be taught a lesson?

I was with my friend and fellow war general, A, and we were deciding on what kind of donuts to buy our King, E.

I said we should bring him cream filled donuts because of course we should. Cream is the superior filling. Don’t you dare make the joke.

Well A got upset because his stupid dumb spider brain thinks that custard is the superior filling and he wanted to give Lord E some custard filled donuts.

Well i wasn’t having this. Obviously Cream filled is the best, so I insisted we get that kind instead from Soul donuts. He doubled down on his disgusting, vile, horrible decision to go to spirit donuts and get CUSTARD FILLED ABOMINATIONS.

Our debate got so heated because he refused to concede that now WE ARE AT WAR and it’s split the nation in two! His Custardy Fools: Bony Spirits, and my Sane Friends: Fleshy Souls.

I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BACKING DOWN TO THE LIKES OF THIS CUSTARD-LOVING SPIDER MAN. IM A TOAD, WE EAT CREATURES LIKE HIM FOR BREAKFAST! But not in a sexual way. I can assure you I am in no way gay for the enemy. That would be stupid haha.

I am prepared for this war and I will fight with all my might to make sure he LOSES.

AITA?

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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