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Found this dude at work and I could not be more thrilled. Someone that works here (or used to) took the time to either make or purchase this and it’s found its way to me and I love him.

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When writing inconsistency becomes an accurate portrayal of adult children who grew up with an abusive/neglectful parent

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did trilobites walked among flowering plants

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ray bradbury

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this looks so fucking bad and cheap i can't believe they released that shit voluntarily its giving at no point were we all in the same room for this photo shoot . mister the bear looks like an irradiated dick. strangers things guy like a wanted poster for generic guy wanted in relation to crimes against children pedro pascal like hes already regretting not playing the thing so he could have gotten away with three days on set and doing the rest in post like on the mandalorian and vanessa kirby is also there

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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you guys i think there might have been some bad episodes of supernatural

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linkin park in the end nightcore epic penis destruction

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my ten hour prog rock playlist has upwards of six songs on it

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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give him soup.

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NUNYA BUSINESS HAHA!!

Commission me!!

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your smexy ass just got glomped

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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop

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on love arriving unannounced