i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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Me: hey Shonen Paul Atreides do you think you can be chill for like five minutes today
Shonen Paul Atreides: I’m gonna be the greatest Emperor of all time and I’ll start the jihad if it’s the last thing I do! My friends are counting on me!
Me: i don’t even know why I hang out with you at this point man
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i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...
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happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest
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