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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi
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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable
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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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important to have mutuals that make your dashboard unusable so you can remember to stretch, get another cup of coffee, invent a special type of glue, clean up your desk, etc
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:

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i like the typography on this sign, it's like an old internet rant page
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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Dhritiman Mukherjee, photographer
Critically endangered freshwater gharial. Once numbering over 20,000 in South Asia, fewer than 1,000 adults remain today, with most concentrated in a sanctuary in Uttar Pradesh. Unlike other crocodiles, the unique shape of the gharial's snout prevents it from carrying its babies in its mouth, so the little ones cling to its head and back for protection and connection.
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