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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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hop

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when u listen to cool music and u get PUMPED and you open phtoshop to draw something really hardcore w dynamic lines and intense perspective

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presidential alert a red panda was just born at the chattanooga zoo

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When I worked in jewelry we had this semi-regular lady who would come in with her cat on her.

The cat was harnessed but it was utterly superfluous because the she just dangled over the woman’s shoulder like a stuffed toy, utterly limp. It was one of the most beautiful and unsettling creatures I’ve ever seen. The woman herself was bizarre in the ways you’d expect someone who shops with a shoulder cat to be.

It’s ethereal blue eyes we’re devoid of… everything. I often voiced to my beloved that I thought the cat was piloting the woman psychically which seemed like the most plausible explanation for the whole situation.

I liked when the lady came in though, I got to pet the empty eyed cat. She was so soft.

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

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A rose Finch | fenelmilan_rapu

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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc

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POST DIVIDERS | the sea.

( requested by -> Anon )

not gonna lie, I’m actually really quite happy with how this turned out HAHAHAH. i added versions where it’s sand and sea or just the sea (my fave is the turquoise version). as always, they all work on light and dark mode ! i hope you guys like it !

feel free to use; please like, reblog, and credit〜

support me through ko-fi | more dividers →

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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Where were you in 1813?

robbing stagecoaches out west

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Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

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me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

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fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head