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Sirius comes out during a family dinner

Walburga: What?! Are you a practicing homosexual?!

Sirius: I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it

Regulus: (spits his water all over Orion)

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Transfem and transmasc Rosier siblings who realise as kids they’d rather be each other’s gender, so they just start wearing each other’s clothes, calling each other by their own birth name, and just pretend like that’s the way it’s always been.

Like:

(Deadname) Pandora cuts their hair short to look like (deadname) Evan, comes downstairs at a certain point with (deadname) Evan, points at them and says “Look nanny, I cut Pandora’s hair!”

Nanny is too busy panicking to realise, and their father doesn’t pay enough attention to them to notice. Also they’re pretty young, and twins, so they look remarkably similar.

(Deadname) Pandora becomes Evan, (deadname) Evan becomes Pandora. Nobody knows. Nobody notices the switch. They just act like they’ve always been the other.

Apologies for deadnaming them, but I genuinely don’t know how else to explain it.

Do we see the vision? Do we understand? Does it make sense?

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Remus, transforming into a werewolf:

Sirius, an empath: I sense that you are in pain and going through some big changes right now

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They can only agree on one (1) thing:

Barty: you don't want Regulus to die

Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die

Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.

Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus

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james has it so easy man he just has to observe wolfstar, make sirius' monologue as unhinged as possible, and disguise his yearning as remus'

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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i don’t trust women who say things like “i just get along better with men” ok so you’re an opp…

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do yall mind

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can we just appreciate how harry potter truly gives no fucks?

he will choke you in broad daylight on a public street for stealing something from his dead godfather.

he will beat you bloody, again in broad daylight in front of his entire team and an entire stadium of people for mocking his best friend.

he will use an unforgivable torture curse on you for spitting on one of the few adults he actually respects.

he will laugh at and mock and wave at the death eater, who just killed his godfather and is trying to kill him, for how much trouble she’ll be in with the darkest wizard ever for failing to get the prophecy like he instructed.

he will call some random boy’s mother stupid for believing bullshit stated in the prophet.

he will mock the spoiled boy for his father being in jail when it was him that put the boy’s father in jail.

he will also mock the spoiled boy’s mother for her shitty husband being in jail even though he’s the reason her husband is in jail and will also dare her to take a shot at him there and then in a public store.

he will mock his dead father’s friend to his face for trying to be a daredevil like his godfather and leaving his pregnant wife behind.

he will make fun of the same girl for crying because:

1) she thought his best friend of four years was his girlfriend

2) she lost the quidditch match to him

3) her best friend who sold out his illegal resistance group and his best friend put a permanent acne jinx on her best friend

he will send his bitter teacher across the room with a protection spell and treat said teacher like he’s his subordinate.

he will throw a badge at his best friend’s forehead for not believing him and mock him for being jealous of his fame.

he will lie saying his godfather is a convicted murderer to get his abusers to abide his requests.

he will threaten to reveal his identity as a wizard to their guests if they fail to meet his commands.

he will carry out masterful psychological warfare using the memory of his death mother on a member of authority to get what he wants out of him.

harry’s jar of fucks is empty and collecting dust on the shelf. the fucks he gives are buried six feet under with his family. it’s so funny to me when people who haven’t seen the books call movie harry rude or bitchy or annoying because it’s like mate, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. these weaklings would NOT be able to handle book harry.

he’s so iconic.

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Remus: Hey, remind me, when is the baby finished?

Lily: …what?

Remus: you know, when will the baby be finished… being formed or whatever.

Lily:

Lily: do you mean, when am I due?

Remus: sure

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marauders era powerpoint night

James- Things Regulus (or lily) Did This Week That Proves They're In Love With Me

Remus- An In Depth Explanation on The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars by David Bowie Album

Peter- The Order in Which We Would Die In a Horror Movie (and our roles)

Sirius- Contrary to Popular Belief, I Am 100% Heterosexual (With Proof)

Marlene- How Women Could Keep The World Going Without Men and Why We Would Benefit

Mary- Rating Creepy DMs I've Gotten From Men

Lily- What I Expect at My FUNeral

Pandora- Ways I've Almost Died This Month

Dorcas- Everyone's Behaviors That They Aren't Aware of but Everyone Else Is

Regulus- Embarrassing Things About Sirius Black (Timeline)

Barty- Reasons Why Murder Should be Legal is Certain Situations

Evan- Bones I Found and Which I Believe are Human

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BITCH = Believe It Truly Can Happen.

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The idea was jily in transfiguration 6th year when lily first becomes charmed by james' interest in the subject. Then I realized I'd drawn them in muggle clothes cuz I love drawing outfits and couldn't decide if this was english or chemistry. What do you think muggle!james' best class would be?

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Jily having sex literally saved the wizarding world like how can you say they had no chemistry.

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