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hahaha how’d you know it was my first rodeo

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i just #jorkedmyit and i no longer want to die #sparkleon #neverkillyourself

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the year is 3000. everyone is a transgender furry and happy. the polar bears have integrated into society on account of the ice caps melting. everywhere is too hot. we live inside domes colloquially known as snow globes. there is no snow. ai died in the ai wars of 2050. everybody fucks and everybody loves to fuck. apart from aroacespec people theres nuance there

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IWTV thought: There's no full-frontal nudity in this show, and there's actually not that much nudity to begin with, but it'd have been hilarious if there was full-frontal nudity and if every character's dick size kept changing depending on who was recalling/telling the story.

... ok back to doing my hair.

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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

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he needs his attention 24/7

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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Rabbit's Feat (1960) dir. Chuck Jones

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A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1963) dir. Bill Melendez

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this is not my screenshot

discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.

DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE

if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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i have achieved.

Bean Arbor.

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BRING IT ON 2000, dir. Peyton Reed

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just needed these cinematic parallels side-by-side

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Never change, Eric.

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i kind of hate that whenever something impacts sex work/pornography/etc people go “theyre gonna use this as a stepping stone to censor things that REALLY matter!” like sex workers arent fucking people that need money to live