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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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ur in her dms im giving myself a sex change on her kitchen table

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www.tdick.gov

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The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

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body paintings by anahitacreates

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let me see you shake that pinterest ass.

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let me see you shake that pinterest ass.

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let me see you shake that pinterest ass.

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let me see you shake that pinterest ass.

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‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’

‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED

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jsyk theres a protest going on my campus thats resulted in arrests. i'll probably host commissions to help fund my classmates who are on bail if i'm able to.

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Chris Redfield can't understand this life

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Abbie Trayler-Smith, Shannon, age 22, on holiday. Costa del Sol, Spain (2018)

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OK I lied, I have -16 vision in one eye and -16.25 in the other.

Having -16.25 vision in both eyes kind of sucks because people are always saying no one has worse vision than them and mentioning their -9 prescription, meanwhile I'm left genuinely fucking wondering if I'll ever meet someone with a worse prescription than me.